How do billboards talk?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What did autumn say to summer?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?