Where do belly buttons go to college?
The Navel Academy.
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What tea do footballers drink?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?