Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?