What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Where do books sleep?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?