What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?