Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it's too far to walk.
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Where does water do all its banking?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Where do ants go to eat?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?