What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?