What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What sport do horses love to play?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?