When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Where does cheese invest its money?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What are baby potatoes called?
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What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
How does a taco bless the table?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?