Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do you call a dog in space?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?