Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
How do you grill cheese?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?