Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What is a table you can eat?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why do rhinos charge?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Which president loved to take baths?