How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
They play their brag-pipes.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What fish sings the best?
Who is a house's favorite band?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?