What fish sings the best?
The in tuna fish.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What is the color of the wind?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call a sad latte?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?