What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Open the door, were you raised in a house?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why do math teachers love March?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What day never takes itself seriously?
How do locomotives know where to go?
When do cows get tired?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you do for an injured lemon?