Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?