What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What bird is always sad?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Where do stars go to college?