Where do cats go on vacation?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What school subject really rocks?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Which family member has tusks?
Where do clowns go on vacation?