Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What fairy loves to count?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What kind of dog chases anything red?