Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What is the strongest animal?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?