Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
She never developed it.
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Which is the worst season?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What makes music in your hair?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?