What did summer say to spring?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?