What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Where do polar bears store their money?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?