What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why do librarians never make plans?
How does a squid go into battle?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?