What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Which president loved to take baths?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?