Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do cows like to dance to?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?