What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Where do ants go to eat?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?