Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Because time flies when it's having fun!
What sport are eggs the best at?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?