Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Because time flies when it's having fun!
What kind of water does an angel like?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Where do birds go to drink?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What siblings are always sad?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What's the holiest insect?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Where do polar bears vote?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?