Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
They only run a skeleton service.
That bird won't stop squawking.
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?