Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
They only run a skeleton service.
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
How do you make a cow float?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?