What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
When should you start writing a book?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why are goats so funny?