Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw.
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What are you studying in math?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?