Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What says: oom oom oom?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Where do ants go to eat?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?