Why do cows make great bakers?
Because they are great at making cow-pies!
What's the world's weakest animal?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What animal knows how to work a computer?