Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
What did the salad say to its dad?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What is the strongest animal?
What's a forklift?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
How long will dinner be?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?