Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you call a Russian flea?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What is the best Christmas present ever?