Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
The don-key.
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What does winter fat turn into?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?