What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What's the loudest sport?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call a short cow?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?