Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has its own scales.
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What fish only swims at night?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do you call the dog magician?