What did the robot want for Christmas?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
When do cows get tired?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?