What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do nosey peppers do?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
How are mountains able to see?
I'm not a bad putter.