What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Where do books sleep?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Where do stars go to college?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?