What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Shear madness!
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Which animal is the most religious?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?