Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
I'm not telling you. You might spread it!
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
It's allergy season again?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?