Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
A whiskey sour.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Where do mermaids see movies?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Did you know about April 1st?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What games do ants play with elephants?