Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
A whiskey sour.
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What words make the best athletes?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What is the most adorable season?
Why was the dog overweight?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why did the duck cross the road?