Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
It's a swing state.
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?