What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
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What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why do cows wear bells?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?