What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What insect runs away from everything?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?