What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?