What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
You will be mist.
My brother is my partner in crime.
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Where do horses reside?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why do bees gossip?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What is blue and not heavy?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?