What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why don't ants get sick?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Which computer won the talent show?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why was the bud so shy?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?