What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
It does a Lay's™-up.
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
How does a barber get to work?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What's black and white and red all over?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?