What do you do when two snails fight?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
How do you make a bandstand?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?