Where do hands go on vacation?
Palm Springs.
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's the loudest sport?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do Scottish toads play?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?