Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What kind of dog chases anything red?