What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What's the friendliest pen?
What fish sings the best?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
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What animal floats best?
What do you call a magical reptile?