Why did the mare gain weight?
She ate like a horse.
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's the politest month?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
How does the sun listen to music?
What's a frog's favorite year?