What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Do you think I have crow's feet?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Did you know about April 1st?