What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
How long do chickens work?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?