What do horses say to greet each other?
Hay there.
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What did the wolf say to the flea?