What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What did one plate say to the other?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?