Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why do rhinos charge?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What tea do footballers drink?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
How are mountains able to see?
Why was the broom late for school?