What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Summer.
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do elves learn in school?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why is the beach so confident?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?