Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What bird is always sad?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?