What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Summer.
Why was the dog overweight?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Which family member has tusks?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's the most masculine animal?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
When does a horse talk?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?