How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Where do chips wear socks?
What does the sun drink out of?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What's E.T. short for?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?