Why was the dog overweight?
He liked to chow chow down!
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
How do you care for a sick bird?
How does a cow do math?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?