What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why do two skunks argue?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the frog starve?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?